Dirty Joke: A wife finds husband in bed with a younger woman – his “excuse” made me spit my morning coffee

Cheating is an awful thing that leaves mental scars on people and breaks relationships apart. No one deserves to go through something like that!

However, such topics can be fun in the context of entertainment. I know many jokes about “taboo” topics that became classics over the years. Maybe not such a strange thing – drama is vital to make a story interesting, and more importantly, funny.

When it comes to jokes and stories, we all know they’re fictitious – and no one gets hurt.

That’s why I think this dirty joke is so great! The end is just perfect, so stay tuned until the catharsis. I couldn’t stop laughing!

I hope you too like this funny story as much as I did!

A wife comes home earlier than expected one day and finds her husband in the bedroom having passionate sex with a young and beautiful woman. The wife, horrified, screams with tears in her eyes:

“You are a pig! How dare you do this to me?! A faithful wife, the mother of your children! I want a divorce!

A wife in tears

Husband replies:

“Wait! Just hold on for a second baby, I want you to at least hear how this all came about!”

A wife finds cheating husband

The wife, still visibly upset, agrees:

“Okay. Start talking! But know that they’ll be the last words you ever speak to me!”

The man starts his explanation:

“Driving home, I saw this young girl walking on our driveway. She looked malnourished, sad, and lost. I felt sorry for her, so I invited her to come inside.

“She told me she had not eaten for the past 3 days, so I warmed up the steak I cooked for you yesterday, but you didn’t want to eat because you’re on a diet.”

Walks her to the door

His story continues:

“The poor girl almost choked on the food from eating it so fast, she was very happy and complimented my cooking. Since she hadn’t taken a shower in weeks, I suggested she could use ours.

“While she was in the shower I noticed that her clothes were full of holes so I threw them away and gave her the lingerie I got you for our anniversary, the one you don’t use because I have a ‘lousy taste for clothes,’ I also gave her the designer jeans you don’t use because they are ‘too tight.’

A wife finds husband cheating

“I gave her the blouse my sister gave you last Christmas as well, the one you don’t use just to mess with her.

“Remember the super expensive boots that you bought with my credit card, but never use because a colleague of yours also has them? Well, now someone does.”

The man took a deep breath and continued:

“She was very thankful for our help, so while I was walking her to the door as she was about to leave, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?’

“And so, here we are!”

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