Dirty joke: 6-year-old kid sees his dad with a woman at the beach

Children are absolutely wonderful—we can probably all agree on that.

They look at the environment and surrounding situations in a different light than us. But that is, of course, a big part of their charm. It is by discovering new things that they grow and learn about the world.

Such was the case for the boy in today’s fictional, hilarious story. Of course, nothing hits my funny bone like a little NSFW joke, so I hope it provides a good laugh and improves your day. 

At least that was the case for me!

Accompanies to the beach

A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.

children at the beach

As the boy walks along the beach, he notices that some ladies have boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asks her why.

She tells him: “That’s how it is. The bigger they are, the dumber the person is.”

The boy, pleased with his mother’s answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell her that many of the men have larger willies than his dad.

His mother, again, repliest: “It’s the same thing. The bigger they are, the dumber the person is.”

Sees his Dad do the forbidden

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after he comes back from playing, the mother asks the boy.

“Have you seen your Dad anywhere?”

“Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets…”

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