Dirty joke: Wife whispers sexy compliments to her old man at breakfast

When you fall in love after meeting a new partner, everything feels like rainbows and sunshine. That doesn’t mean a relationship has to get worse over time, it just transforms into something else.

However, one of the reasons we have made it so far as a species is the need to move on. Once we obtain something, it no longer has the same value to us, we continue to look for the next thing, giving for granted what we already possess, regardless of its actual value.

This also applies to relationships. Throwing yourself into each other’s arms as soon as your eyes meet – it’s hard to stay like that for 10, 20, or 30 years. The same can be said for that intense early attraction and the unstoppable romance.

Therefore, one of the most amazing things is when an old couple displays their long-lasting love. It will always make my day. Nothing is more pleasant than witnessing undying love in person.

Today’s funny story hits on that point – it made me laugh out loud!

An old man and his wife had been married for 50 years.

Whispered at breakfast

They decided to relive their honeymoon and went to Hawaii. They checked into the same hotel where they had spent those memorable nights 50 years ago when they were newlyweds.

old man and couple

The night was bursting with romance, passion, and lust.

The old man replies

In the morning at the breakfast table, the old lady, still naked, looked tenderly at her old man and whispered:

“You know, honey, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised,” replied Gramps. “One’s in your coffee, and the other is in your oatmeal.”

That’s how things are at that age, love and humor are all that matter when you’ve lived long enough. Now press that share button below if you agree, and pass the laughter to your friends and family!