Everyone wants to find a partner to share their life with. A best friend you will love through thick and thin. Someone who always listens and is there for you.
But no one is perfect, so there will always be minor problems to overcome together. One of these problems is farting in bed.
What’s the best way to pass gas in a shared bed?
The artist Weng Chen experienced these problems but had a bit of a hard time bringing them up.
According to the site Small Joys, she decided to draw a “guide” for farting in bed when you are with your partner.
Below, you’ll see the five ways you can fart in bed.
1. The Polite Way
The selfless—and thoughtful way. You simply get out of bed and fulfill your gassy needs elsewhere.
2. The Kind Way
You fart under the blanket, with your ass facing away from your partner.
Then you fan the smell with the help of the blanket. The downside is that the flapping of the blankets can wake up your partner.
3. The Convenient Way
When you are in bed and want to keep the smell outside, stick out your butt and let it rip.
4. The Slow Burner
Here you need no effort—just unleash the Kraken and stay warm under the covers.
Waste nothing—keep the blankets tightly closed and don’t move.
Your partner will move under the blanket and activate your trap card. It is called the slow burner for a reason—not a nice thing to do.
Unless it’s a prank of course, if that’s the case, it is hilarious.
5. The Violent Way
If you woke up and have chosen violence, fart when you are the small spoon. Remember, you must have the utmost faith in your relationship. This is the final test of resilience.
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