New Research: People who masturbate a lot have a better chance of getting a promotion

Everyone “relieves themselves” from time to time. It’s natural, it helps us relax, and it feels amazing.

There is nothing wrong with masturbating – quite the opposite. Reaching climax releases endorphins, which are considered a natural painkiller due to all the benefits they provide.

However, it turns out that masturbating could actually be a career opportunity.

According to a new study, people that masturbate often have a much greater chance of getting a promotion, reports The Mirror.

How of you “please” yourself is perhaps not something you discuss openly with your co-workers. We all know that everyone does it, though. However, the fact is that you can now get an idea of who likes to have “fun” more often – they are probably managers or CEOs, according to a new study.

Those who masturbate work better

The survey was conducted by the advertising agency, where 1,012 people were asked questions about their masturbation habits and their job situation.

The results showed that people who “relieve” themselves more than once a week perform better in the workplace than those who masturbate less often.

those who masturbate more
Image source: Shutterstock

They also make more money

Those who masturbate a lot also often have higher positions in the workplace.

“They were more likely to be employed, more likely to hold management positions, and more likely to earn higher salaries,” says the study.

Big “masturbators” earn an average of $30,000 more per year.

In other words, the more you masturbate, the more successful you will be at your job – sounds like a win-win to me!

Now press that SHARE button below so your friends can also get a promotion! Or cut the middleman and tag a future boss in the comments!